Conspiracy Consensus: Golden State Warriors Abducted, Replaced by Super Basketball Alien Ninjas from the Future Past on March 3rd

Apparently, after losing to the New York Knicks, interested species from across space and time kidnapped my Golden State Warriors in their search to find the most disappointing team in the galaxy and replaced them with Space Basketball Ninjas. They were a little rusty at first, losing to the Wizards by one point the following day. Since then, they were able to regroup under the replacement sorcerer imposter for Don Nelson and win 6 of their next 7, including wins against Detroit and ending Dallas's 17 game win streak. Hopefully they have peaceful intentions.