Is John Edwards gay?

Recently, the classy Ann Coulter referred to presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot." (Here's the clip...obviously taken way out of context) While Coulter may have a point, I think we should be fair. Let's break down Edwards' policies and lifestyle and see if he is indeed 'gay' or a umm...Republican.

Item #1:
John Edwards launched his political career with his successful bid for senator of North Carolina.
Advantage: Republican...come on, North Carolina? clearly not gay.

Item#2:
Edwards made his money as a trial lawyer.
Advantage: tie...he made a lot of money, making him a Republican, but he did it by suing healthcare providers--a very gay move.

Item#3:
Edwards was the Vice-Presidential candidate on the Kerry ticket.
Advantage: Unclear. Depends on how many times he had sex with Kerry.

Item #4:
Edwards supports stem-cell research.
Advantage: Gay. Gays get off on eating/killing babies.

Item #5:
Edwards has worked to eliminate poverty.
Advantage: Well, let's just say he's not a Republican.

Item #6:
This Clip
Advantage: Gay, gay, gay, gay.

Item #7:
Edwards has called for American withdrawal from Iraq.
Advantage: Gay

Item #8:
Edwards appeared at a high profile rally with Ted Kennedy in support of minimum wage increases.
Advantage: Gay. I wonder if he sang Kennedy the birthday song.

Item#9:
One of Edward's stated campaign goals is to fight global warming.
Advantage: Really gay

Item #10:
Edwards has been accused of enlisting the support of campaign organizers who made anti-catholic remarks in the past.
Advantage: Interesting. Sounds both gay and Republican.

Well, the gays have it. I suppose Ann Coulter was right. John Edwards is a big fag.