hehe...ELECT ME!

The Next President?

Zoo animals forced to do hard time for always being asleep when I want to look at them

Funny

Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase

A New Post!

Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports

Maybe I'm getting lamer, but I thought this was laugh-out-loud funny

Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas

Link

Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

Quotes

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.