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Friday, July 11, 2008

hehe...ELECT ME!

The Next President?

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Zoo animals forced to do hard time for always being asleep when I want to look at them

Saturday, April 19, 2008


Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A New Post!

Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

Monday, February 18, 2008

Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Maybe I'm getting lamer, but I thought this was laugh-out-loud funny

Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

Tuesday, February 12, 2008


If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.