The Hamburg Sea Devils Are the Best Team Ever!

The Hamburg Sea Devils are the best team in the world. Nobody can beat them. I have decided to make them the official football team of this blog.


They have several big time stars. Their defense is lead by Aden Durd, their star linebacker. He is what's called a national...which means he's from a crappy country like England that doesn't know what football is. There he is, pictured right, making what coaches have convinced him is a save.


Despite the strength of their defense, the Sea Devils are known for their dynamic duo on offense. Often compared to Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison or Steve Young and Jerry Rice, Brock Berlin and Duke Wesley have combined for more receptions, touchdowns, and yellow cards than any other twosome in team history. With the addition of free-agent former 49er first round pick, Rashaun Woods, in the offseason the Sea Devils are poised to make a title run.

Naysayers might point out that the team is only two years old, but the fact remains that the Sea Devils were able to secure a strong spot in their division last year, finishing third, with the 6th best passing offense in the league. Strangely, they finished 6th in a lot of things. They were able to do this despite the mysterious death of their owner Barry Catnip (pictured below). The inspirational leader apparently took his own life after he found his wife with a Frankfurt Galaxy fan...what a slut.



Hopefully, the Sea Devils can finally reach their potential and win the World Championship.