Weekly Quotes with Dr. K

Sorry there wasn't one last week, but his wife got in an accident and class was canceled (that's a bit of a downer...if it helps comedy she was ok and also...think of a lion trying to peel an orange)...hehe

"You got to go home and put these in the microwave. Then you put 'em on a plate, not a paper towel. Because if you put them on a plate you can scoop, you know, all the stuff that melts off. See, it's tricks like that that allowed me to craft this physique. Yeah, you're all laughing now, but you're going to go home and you're going to try it, and you're going to put it on a plate. And then you're going to tell all your friends about it and say you came up with it on your own. But I CAME UP WITH IT!"

"You know why the streets in France are lined with trees? So that the Germans can march in the shade." (This, by the way, had nothing to do with lecture, which was about the Anglo-Zulu wars.)

"I'm not saying to practice all they preach...because that's what I have to say...but the rastafarians have a lot of interesting ideas."