Breaking News!: Conspiracy Consensus #3: Fiji Coup Organized by CIA
An hour ago, the Fiji military took control of the government and ousted the democratically elected prime minister, Laisenia Qarese. The event culminates a 5 year long plan by the CIA to topple the government. In what some a
nalysts are calling the "Bay of Viti Levu," Fijian exiles were trained in neighboring Vanuatu in collaboration with rogue generals. It is clear why the CIA would be so interested in the nation as, according to wikipedia, Fiji has abundant supplies of minerals and fish. Commentators point out that the U.S. government did a poor job masking their operation because well... why the hell would Fiji have a military anyway? To fight like swordfish and stuff?
posted by Machiavelli | 11:07 PM
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Of course to fight sword fish. After centuries of use for medieval warfare, the swordi have found the western world to be harsh and exploitative. They have been anglering to take over a few military basses all over the world. Especially those with islands with only four letters. That means Fiji and Asia, are in trouble, but Timor, Japan, and Australia are not.
Those Blue Marlins are pesky as well.
Update your damn site you no good pants of Arabia dancing with the stars bastard. Yeah, you think you're Emitt Smith, but we all know you couldn't catch 22 anytime. That also segues into my next point. A 3-pointer, I kicked a field goal this morning and then ate a giant pancake make out of iron shavings from old-timey monocles. This has been a long and vomitting-bloody day...
What is wrong with you?
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