The Greatest Mailcall Ever Contrived #3

Jessica Humbolt from Houston, Missiissippi writes,

"Are we in danger of being attacked by North Korea?"
No. As long as we begin to treat Kim Jong Il the way every meglomaniac likes to be treated. Later this month Condaleeza Rice is planning to honor him with the Stanley Cup and in January, George W. is going to include Kim Jong Il in his "Axis of people we can't talk seriously about" (Along with Jesus and Mohammed) during his state of the union adress. Plus, I heard the U.S. State Department is going to supply Il with an official entertainment group. At this stage it looks like it'll be either Terrel Owens and Drew Bledsoe locked in a room with an array of knives or an elephant riding a bicycle.

Jamie Taylor from Oakland, Ontario writes,
"Some say that the Chicago Bears this year may have the best defense in NFL history. Some also say that the Oakland Raiders have the worst offense in NFL history. Do you really think this is true?"
It's too early to tell. Honestly I just posted that question to have an excuse to show a picture of that crazy cannibal Brian "Hannibal" Urlacher.