More of-Less of #1
More of: Girls in Men's Clothing
Now, don't go jumping to conclusions, this is not gay. I'm just saying that when women are wearing men's clothing they instantly become about 10-15% hotter. I'm not talking about scary lesbians trying to look butch, I'm talking about a normal somewhat attractive girl that happens to be wearing well-fitted men's clothes.This applies to just about any type of men's clothing within reason. The casual guy's outfit of jeans and T-shirt looks great. As does the most formal outfit of a dress shirt. Even men's hats look great. Nothings sexier than a girl in a baseball cap, a Top Hat, or a bowler. I think this is so for three reasons:
1. When a normal heterosexual guy is scanning a room he subconciously assumes that anyone wearing what he would consider men's clothing to be ...well repulsive. But if someone wearing manly clothing has a feminine face than it is instantly noticable. In fact, in comparison to other people wearing those clothes, that face will be particularly attractive. In other words, women in men's clothing face easier competition because they're normally competing against men.
2. Say a girl shows up to a fancy party in a suit and tie. Not only does she look better than anyone in that outfit, but she is obviously a little...insane. Insane is good. Acting insane is sexy. Actually being insane, however, is not. This is because guys want women who can be crazy, but not ones that actually are. Showing up in a guy's outfit shows that you can be crazy while acting normally at a party shows a guy that you're not actually a basket case.
3. Guys wear guys clothing because they think it looks good. They appreciate other guys who dress well and admire their sense of style. If a girl has a good and similar sense of style they will appreciate that as well. I have to say that about 50% percent of skirts girls wear look terrible, about 10% of blouses look ridiculous, and 90% of women's shoes are comical. By wearing the tried and true outfit of a guy, he cannot criticize what he himself is wearing.
I'm not saying that women shouldn't dress in a feminine m
anner. Women's clothes can look good too. My point is that wearing guys clothes is an easy way to look hot.
Less of: Girls Gone Wild Commercials
I will never be able to fully appreciate the steel drum. Now at first, these commercials were great. Each break, in between the McDonald's and Coca-Cola ads, there was chance that you could catch a glimpse of hot chicks strutting around with fuzzed out private parts. I have no complaints about that. However, after years of constant advertising they have become the most annoying thing on television (except censored re-runs of Sex in the City). They have de-sensitized the public. Now every time I see them I just become angry at my entire gender and feel a little creepy. Are there guys actually buying these videos? First of all, as anyone who's actually seen these videos knows, they are extremely boring. You would think that girls flashing a camera would never get old...but you obviously haven't seen one of these videos. And secondly, if you want to see naked girls...just go ONLINE. Have you ever heard of the internet, the greatest collection of pornography in the history of civilization?
Now, don't go jumping to conclusions, this is not gay. I'm just saying that when women are wearing men's clothing they instantly become about 10-15% hotter. I'm not talking about scary lesbians trying to look butch, I'm talking about a normal somewhat attractive girl that happens to be wearing well-fitted men's clothes.This applies to just about any type of men's clothing within reason. The casual guy's outfit of jeans and T-shirt looks great. As does the most formal outfit of a dress shirt. Even men's hats look great. Nothings sexier than a girl in a baseball cap, a Top Hat, or a bowler. I think this is so for three reasons:
1. When a normal heterosexual guy is scanning a room he subconciously assumes that anyone wearing what he would consider men's clothing to be ...well repulsive. But if someone wearing manly clothing has a feminine face than it is instantly noticable. In fact, in comparison to other people wearing those clothes, that face will be particularly attractive. In other words, women in men's clothing face easier competition because they're normally competing against men.
2. Say a girl shows up to a fancy party in a suit and tie. Not only does she look better than anyone in that outfit, but she is obviously a little...insane. Insane is good. Acting insane is sexy. Actually being insane, however, is not. This is because guys want women who can be crazy, but not ones that actually are. Showing up in a guy's outfit shows that you can be crazy while acting normally at a party shows a guy that you're not actually a basket case.
3. Guys wear guys clothing because they think it looks good. They appreciate other guys who dress well and admire their sense of style. If a girl has a good and similar sense of style they will appreciate that as well. I have to say that about 50% percent of skirts girls wear look terrible, about 10% of blouses look ridiculous, and 90% of women's shoes are comical. By wearing the tried and true outfit of a guy, he cannot criticize what he himself is wearing.
I'm not saying that women shouldn't dress in a feminine m
anner. Women's clothes can look good too. My point is that wearing guys clothes is an easy way to look hot.Less of: Girls Gone Wild Commercials
I will never be able to fully appreciate the steel drum. Now at first, these commercials were great. Each break, in between the McDonald's and Coca-Cola ads, there was chance that you could catch a glimpse of hot chicks strutting around with fuzzed out private parts. I have no complaints about that. However, after years of constant advertising they have become the most annoying thing on television (except censored re-runs of Sex in the City). They have de-sensitized the public. Now every time I see them I just become angry at my entire gender and feel a little creepy. Are there guys actually buying these videos? First of all, as anyone who's actually seen these videos knows, they are extremely boring. You would think that girls flashing a camera would never get old...but you obviously haven't seen one of these videos. And secondly, if you want to see naked girls...just go ONLINE. Have you ever heard of the internet, the greatest collection of pornography in the history of civilization?
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