I can't believe this is legal tender:

Well, neither could the Polish when they heard that the Doughboy had bought their...umm..."giant wang" using very suspiscious currency:
Hopefully, they're moving towards the Euro. As it turned out the doughboy had swindled and seduced the prime minister with his suggestive dancing and convinced him to do some...reworking at the Polish treasury.

On an unrelated note, in commemoration for being on the Kazakh 10 for a record 23 weeks, I have been awarded the most prestigious prize that can be given by the nation of Kazakhstan...that's right, they put me on their weird hocus-pocus money: