Big News!: Rival site bought out by pro-cat lobbyists!

As some may have already discovered, one of the chief rivals of this site was recently bought out by a consortium of pro-cat propagandists (some of the more decadent members are pictured below). Apparently, they just couldn't handle the competition generated from The Greatest Thoughts Ever Contrived. I respect my enemies and give my condolences and ask them to forgive me for providing the public with such great quality at incredibly competitive prices.













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