Weekly Quotes With Dr. K

Two good ones this week:

"I have a few fantasies that I still like to believe in. One of them is that you get a call with someone saying, 'hey, you want to go get drunk with Suzy,?' or whatever, and you say, "yeah, yeah, that sounds great...Oh F*CK, I have to go to Kline's class...goddamit." See, I want this class to be valuable to you...give you a reason to show up. So next time you get a call to go get drunk with Suzy...or I dunno drink Diet Pepsi...that's probably more positive...you think, no I really NEED to be in here with me."

"Most slaves in Greek society were there because of debt...like if you owed somebody money...Actually, it was a common practice that if you went into debt you'd sell your own family members into slavery. Yeah...the mother-in-law would be the first to go....uh...that's just me though...actually you might even go into debt just so you could...um...get rid of her...alright, you guys are learning too much about me."