Weekly Quotes with Dr. K

"Heavy metal is Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix played twice as fast and half as good."

"Oh yeah, remember these [wannabe] goth kids, 'oh, I'm going to wear all black and be real cute.' Well, if they went to a real goth party they would have been trying to find the backdoor while sh*tting their pants. What was all that about?"

Special Note: Loyal fans can still find this picture in the archives if they are so inKLINEd.