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15 Super Bowl Lessons

1. Tom Brady is human and Randy Moss is stoppable

2. Joe Montana is still the best QB of all time

3. The Giants have 3 of the best 15 Defensive Ends in the league, and 2 of the top 5

4. The Giants had the best draft class of 2007

5. Any team can win the Superbowl

6. Michael Strahan made the best decision of his life by not retiring. Tiki Barber made the worst.

7. An old coach can learn new tricks

8. When the Pats defense plays well, they look experienced. When they play badly, they look old. The Pats defense looked old.

9. The NFC was better than we thought.

10. The Giants are better without Shockey and Barber.

11. Contrary to what everyone said, the Giants COULD make mistakes and still win. They did not play a perfect game. The Patriots just played worse.

12. The difference between a #1 pick (Manning) and a 199th pick (Brady) is usually athleticism. Manning showed he was the better athlete.

13. Belichick did not deserve to win; not because he cheated, but because he was out-coached.

14. Passing Records mean little. Marino 48, Manning 49, Brady 50. All three of them did not win the Superbowl that year.

15. The Patriots had their asses crowned too early.

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