Quotes

"The 'C' students run the world."

Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

quotes

"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else."

That Green Area May Be in a Precarious Position

Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

hehe

"Romney's fried chicken speech"...priceless

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Funniest Thing Ever??

It's been a while since The Onion has had one of these...

In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

More Great Quotes

"Usually Briefs."

But will they have the guts to follow through?

Side Note:

On my blog's coverage of the 2008 ClusterF*ck to the Whitehouse, things that are funny will appear here on TGTEC, and things that are serious will appear on BPD.

Anyone who can play the bass like that deserves my vote!

Huckabee '08!!





Encore:

Quotes...

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.







I don' think that will be the last Twain quote...stay tuned.