Excellent "article" from The Onion

"Randy Moss Complains He's Getting The Ball Too Much

FOXBOROUGH, MA—After posting his most productive

receiving performance in eight years during his Patriots debut, Randy Moss told reporters that he was frustrated with the amount of catches he was being forced to make. "I'm already tired of doing all the damn work around here," said Moss, who caught nine passes for 183 yards and a touchdown in what he called a "grueling" afternoon. "Would it kill Tom Brady to maybe look for Donté [Stallworth] once in a while? Or maybe even try and hand it off? No, it's 'Throw it to Randy! Throw it to Randy!' all day long out there. It's like suddenly I'm the best receiver in the world as far as they're concerned." Moss also commented that the team had asked him to sprint "w ay too hard" during running plays."



Sorry...with the start of football season you're going to see a lot more football related comedy...my condolences.