...you know the drill

Italy makes the best pain.

Big News!: Teg Nugent Still an Untalented Jackass

Daily Engrish

i don't know where to start on this one.

Don't buy it...

A sales pitch by Robert Reich for his new book from what appears to be my old apartment.



Not Your Typical Capitalist Sales Pitch from robertreich and Vimeo.




Get a job, you bum.

Cats are Sooooo Stupid

Daily Engrish

Superman

Daily Engrish

not very reassuring.

Adios Gonzalez

Bi-Weekly Engrish

Big Hero #2:















Finally, a place that both wakes my energy and provides excellent sarvice.

Sex Education with Master Shake

Oh...now it all makes sense.

Bonus: "The Best of Master Shake" as chosen by some YouTube guy

On a scale of 1-10, how weird is this?

New Feature: Weekly Engrish

I don't know why I didn't think of this before.

All pictures are real and not photoshopped.

Big Hero #1:

Interview with the voice of Master Shake

Does it ruin it for you?

Lest we forget...

The origin of ATHF

NY Yankees Recall Caps

I don't know if you heard about this, but the NY Yankees authorized the sale of hats with the following designs:








































For those of you from Orange County, the colors and designs are obviously gang inspired. The design and color are symbols for the bloods (red) and crips (blue) and the crown is the symbol of a variety of Mexican (and in the case of New York, Puerto Rican) gangs such as the Latin Kings. I'm glad to see that professional sports are trying to tap into one of their biggest markets: gang affiliation and wannabes.

The hats were recalled because of pressure from Harlem community activists. Among their complaints, organizers pointed out that "unsuspecting kids could buy one of the hats, wear it in the wrong turf and then be targeted for attack."

My only question is, did they really think they could get away this? I mean, who sold the idea to the team to make a bunch of gang-themed hats?...fairly odd Mr. Steinbrenner.

Manny Lawson should interview everybody

I meant to post this a while ago...a true classic

Brock Sampson: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

A bonus scene:



From now on, every August 20th should be Brock Sampson day.

Here's the graphic for the upcoming double-post:

pretty cool, huh?

Big News! Hillary Defends Herself: "Yes, I eat babies, but only the bad ones."

...that was uncalled for.

Joint Post Coming Soon...

In an effort to revive Robert's failing website, I have agreed to make a co-post that will feature a review of the new Dr. Strange movie (for a small fee). It will appear on both of our blogs shortly.

Important Announcement

One month from today will be this site's one year anniversary. You're all invited to the festivities.

alright, I guess

In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote

Big News!: Al Gore Finally Loses It and Starts Beating Oil Drill With Baseball Bat

In Adu's Debut, Benfica beat Copenhagen 2-1

??

I guess Rui Costa was happy.
...or insane.

Another HUGE Announcement!

Somehow, my other blog, Boring Political Diatribes won Best Blog of the Day. I can't say I'm too surprised.

I am surprised, however, that this blog has failed to become Best Blog of the Year/ Best Blog of the Century/ Best Blog Since the Conquest of the Aztecs/ Best Blog of all Human History and Experience, which all objective indicators would suggest that it already is. Undoubtedly, it is a government run conspiracy.

Huge Announcement!

Today saw the release of a feature film of this blog's official superhero, Dr. Strange, entitled Dr. Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme. I haven't watched it yet (it's directly to DVD, as most great feature films are), but I'm pretty sure it's going to be amazing. I would advise all my readers to rush and buy it.

Here's the description from the DVD:"Peel back the layers of reality and behold a stunning realm hidden beneath. One of magic and wonder. Of sorcery and enchantment. Of ancient spells, secret doors and remarkable heroes who protect us from evil. Because this is also a world of dark mysticism, malevolent forces and unspeakable horrors. And within the shadows around us, a supernatural war is waged. But the balance is shifting. Darkness is winning. Yet there is hope...
Join us as Dr. Stephen Strange embarks on a wondrous journey to the heights of a Tibetan mountain, where he seeks healing at the feet of the mysterious Ancient One. But before his wounds can mend, Strange must first let go of his painful past and awaken a gift granted to very few. The gift of magic. Empowered as the new Sorcerer Supreme, Dr. Strange now tests his limits, rising up against monsters that push at the gates, facing the most terrifying entity humankind has ever known."


Like I said,... it sounds amazing.

Big News!: Bush "asks" for Rove's resignation in effort to "Buff up the Place"

I totally made these:

Keyboard Joke, Part 2:

My computer hates me.

I think we've all been there...

Human Head Found In Hamburger

Addendum: Playoff Picture

AFC:
-Div. Champs: Colts, Patriots, Ravens, Chargers
- Wildcards: Bengals, Jets
-Conf. Championship: Patriots over Colts

NFC:
-Div. Champs: 49ers (Yeah!), Bears, Cowboys, Saints
-Wildcards: Vikings, Rams
-Conf. Championship: Vikings over Saints

Super Bowl: Patriots over Vikings

Machiavelli's Preseason Power Predictions (The 3P Projections)

1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Chargers
4. Ravens
5. Bengals (AFC gets top 5)
6. Bears
7. Saints
8. Jets
9. Jags
10. Steelers (...and 8 of the top 10)
11. Vikings
12. 49ers (Yeah!)
13. Rams
14. Seahawks
15. Cowboys
16. Broncos
17. Panthers
18. Chiefs
19. Cardinals
20. Eagles
21. Lions
22. Giants
23. Raiders
24. Texans
25. Bucs
26. Redskins
27. Browns
28. Dolphins
29. Packers
30. Bills
31. Falcons
32. Titans

Big News!:

Dell introduces new "The Greatest Thoughts Ever Contrived" edition keyboard complete with quick-key that allows immediate access to the site!

It's about time.

Don't Koreans have anything better to do?

Amazing Choreographed Samsung Stadium Dance

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