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Saturday, October 06, 2007


Hmmm...where to start? So, according to "Batman's Diary," which he must have started when he was a 13 year old girl, his first enemy was some kind of businessman who just happened to have a suspended net in his factory to drop on people. The guy doesn't even know who Batman is (a costumed character), so why did he have the net in the first place? This begs another question: why was the net effective? Assuming that Batman didn't have all his gadgets (which would make me wonder how he proposed he would be able to fight anybody) why didn't he just get out of the net trap the way you get out of all net traps: lift up the weights and crawl out? I mean, how long is the net going to slow him down? Even if the net had worked, what was the insurance salesman's plan? Was he just going to climb down the scaffold and start kicking the "costumed character?"

Why did Batman give Robin his diary...and why is Robin reading it? Doesn't he have anything better to do. Also, instead of a diary themed episode, why didn't the writer just come up with another adventure? Did he really want to explore Batman's first fight? If so, why did he make his enemy a pathetic guy with no personality wearing a suit whose best weapon is a net?

1 Comments:

Blogger LeonhardEuler said...

hehehehehe, where are you getting these? Please tell me they aren't from Robert's personal collection!

1:15 AM  

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